Unhinged Claude Skills — Development skill for Claude Code

Unhinged Claude Skills

25 Claude Code skills with names that sound like a police report and uses that save real hours. Each one is a legit operating mode — a compressor for sub-agent dispatch, an obsessive auditor, a workflow optimizer, a ship-it-tonight enforcer, a spec writer — dressed in a name that makes you laugh. The name is the joke; the saved hours are the point.

Install

These are standard Claude Code skills. Drop any folder into your skills directory and invoke it with its slash command.

# 1. Clone the repo
git clone https://github.com/Jakeschincariol/unhinged-claude-skills.git
cd unhinged-claude-skills

# 2. Copy any skill folder into your Claude Code skills directory
cp -r chinese-grandpa ~/.claude/skills/

# 3. Use it inside Claude Code by typing its slash command
#    /chinese-grandpa

You don't have to install all 25 — copy only the ones you want:

cp -r weaponized-autism meth-lab divorced-dad ~/.claude/skills/

Each skill lives in its own folder containing a single `SKILL.md`. Invoke a skill by typing its slash command, e.g. `/weaponized-autism`.

The 25 skills

Headliners

Command	What it does
/chinese-grandpa	Compresses repeated sub-agent instructions via Mandarin to slash the token bill, intent preserved.
/weaponized-autism	Obsessive-detail mode — reads everything, checks every edge case, hard to fool.
/meth-lab	Strips a bloated system, prompt, or automation down to the fastest, cheapest version that still works.
/divorced-dad	Stops gold-plating — builds the simplest functional version and ships it tonight.
/redneck-engineer	Turns a vague idea into a tight PRD, task list, flows, and acceptance criteria.

Ship It Anyway

Command	What it does
/duct-tape-dev	Ships the quick patch that unblocks now, clearly flagged as debt.
/gas-station-genius	Solves with whatever is already in the repo — no new libraries, no install