Slopify — Development skill for Claude Code
🌭 Agent skill that builds the worst websites on the internet, on purpose.
How to install Slopify
This entry records only its repository, not the path inside it, so there is no
exact command to give. Open icantcodefyi/slopify and copy the folder into
~/.claude/skills/, or the file into ~/.claude/agents/.
What Slopify does
🌭 Agent skill that builds the worst websites on the internet, on purpose. 12 cursed eras: GeoCities, Win98, MySpace, crypto rug-pull, brainrot feed & more.
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README
🌭 /slopify
An agent skill that builds the **worst websites on the internet**. On purpose.
**[🔴 LIVE GALLERY → slopified.vercel.app](https://slopified.vercel.app)** · **[Install](#install)** · **[How it works](#how-it-works)**
*12 cursed internet eras · 12 site formats · 20+ gags · 0 businesses that should exist*
What is this?
`/slopify` is a skill for AI coding agents (Claude Code and friends). It builds **deliberately terrible, genuinely funny parody websites**: Comic Sans, marquees, hit counters, fake antivirus popups, misspelled nav links, pricing that goes up while you read, and a guy named Steve who does everything by hand in MS Paint.
It's not one template with a different coat of paint. Every run rolls a different **era × format × mascot × narrator**, and each era has its own layout, fonts, components and voice. A Windows 98 site is a desktop OS you click around in. A brainrot site is a TikTok feed with Subway Surfers underneath. A forum site is one derailed phpBB thread.
The gallery
All 12 of these were made by separate AI agents running this skill, one per era. **[Visit the gallery →](https://slopified.vercel.app)**
| Site | Era | The bit | |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🦆 | Quackademy 98 | Windows 98 desktop | a 13-year-old built a whole OS in computer lab to sell a $997 rubber-duck course |
| 🧱 | Church of the Holy Brick | Y2K chrome splash | an AI agent told to sell 3% more bricks started a religion. SKIP INTRO plays a longer intro |
| 🥔 | $TATER | Crypto rug-pull 2021 | a fry stand launched a memecoin. 99% dev wallet (safe) |
| 🖨️ | PrinterTok | Gen-alpha brainrot feed | a grade 4 sc |
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