Legendaryslop

legendaryslop

A portable agent skill that rewrites English and Russian prose to read like a named person wrote it, without changing what the text says.

Most "humanizer" tools swap words against a blocklist and stop there. That trades one fingerprint for another: no flagged phrases, but also no voice, paragraphs cut to the same length, every list holding exactly three items. legendaryslop treats each pattern as a weighted signal, acts on clusters instead of single words, and stops before it flattens the writer.

The problem it solves

AI-drafted prose fails in two directions at once. It carries tells: throat-clearing openers, "it is important to note", rule-of-three padding, a "Challenges" section that resolves into optimism. Strip those with a find-and-replace pass and you get the second failure: even, voiceless text that a reader still clocks as machine-made.

The fix is editorial judgment, not a word list. legendaryslop encodes that judgment as a workflow: lock the facts, find where several tells cluster, rewrite those spots for a real reader, and leave working sentences alone.

Before and after

Illustrative, not a benchmark:

**Before.** In today's fast-paced digital landscape, it is important to note that clear communication plays a pivotal role in fostering team alignment. Clear, concise, and consistent messaging is key.

**After.** Teams drift when messages are vague. Say what changed, who owns it, and by when.

What it does

• Two languages, native rules for each. English and Russian guidance are separate. An em dash is a cluster-only tell in English and normative punctuation in Russian; the skill treats them differently instead of deleting both.
• Facts are locked before any edit. Claims, numbers, dates, quotations, citations, and modal distinctions (may, likely, must not, должен, вправе, нельзя) survive the rewrite. The skill never invents an anecdote, a statistic, or a source to sound human.
• **Clus